Frostbit Boy loses testicle to frostbite

The 2015 internet thing dubbed ‘Frostbit Boy’ was rushed to hospital after his severely blackened testicles were discovered by his family.

The 26-year-old told a sensationalist local internet news source he’d had his ‘left ballick wheeked aff, hi’ after being diagnosed with frostbite.

It’s understood the boss-level Culchie was returning home from a night at ‘the jiving’ when the incident occurred.

Discussing the incident, Frostbit Boy said:

‘I rang my ma and says ‘Oh God, ya wouldn’t be long getting frostbit the night. Will ya come and get me from the jiving’

‘But the auld bitch told me to sling my hook, hi’.

‘So I had no choice in the matter. I had to walk it home in the ballick-freezing cold’

But upon arriving home his mother discovered both her son’s testicles had succumbed to the effects of frostbite.

‘His danglers were blacker than stout’, revealed Frostbit Ma.

‘I tried giving them a good rub but he seemed to be enjoying it’, she added.

Head of the Ulster Hospital’s Specialist Drama Unit, Dr Steph O’Scope has been treating Frostbit Boy since his arrival and she told us:

‘If thought his voice would drive you drink before, you should here him now’.

‘Think culchie sucking on a helium balloon’.

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