Local woman who claimed she was deleting Facebook for good comes crawling back 2 days later

A Dundonald woman abruptly ended her self-imposed Facebook ban after a paltry two days and conceded, ‘Well, that lasted long’.

Shelly ‘Loyal’ Magee (28) made the announcement after 48 hellish hours of being unable to pry on the lives of people she claims she can no longer stand.

This constituted an embarrassing U-turn for Shelly after she posted a withering assessment of Facebook and everyone who uses it, a few hours before deactivating her account.

In a long-winded expletive laden rant, Shelly wrote:

‘Does anyone know how ya delete this thing for good? Fed up reading about everyone’s perfect lives when we all know the f**kin’ truth’.

‘Half the c**ts on this thing wouldn’t even say hello to ya in the street’.

The reasons for Shelly’s latest public meltdown are unclear, however it’s rumoured she slept with her ex again, so clearly that’s everyone else’s fault.

Regardless, Shelly’s threat to permanently delete Facebook sparked mass panic among some of the nosiest b*stards who followed her account.

‘Don’t delete it hun, it’s just time for a clear out me thinks’, wrote Shelly’s friend Nicola ‘Scentsy’ Jones in a comment under the post.

‘Awk, I’ll miss your wee rants, luv’, wrote another nosy f**ker with nothing else to do except pry on the lives of others.

But despite her friend’s pleas, Shelly followed through with her threat and deactivated her account on Tuesday.

She instantly regretted her decision even though she was still able to track her friend’s every movements via Instagram, Snapchat and various other media.

Desperate to catch up on all the ‘biz’, Shelly swallowed her pride and reactivated her account this morning.

Shortly after reactivating, Shelly posted:

‘Does anyone know the number to the doctor’s surgery?’.

‘Google’, commented one local raker.

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