A local man is said to be ‘in good spirits’ after undergoing an operation to have his lowermost ribs removed ahead of ‘International Steak & Blow Job Day’.
The 36-year-old is recovering well in the Ulster Hospital after the complicated eight hour procedure known locally as ‘a Prince’.
March 14th is ‘International Steak and Blow Job Day’ when women are purportedly supposed to cook a fillet steak and perform fellatio on their male partner.
However, after years of bitter disappointment, bachelor Stephen Balls decided to take matters into his own hands.
Speaking from his hospital bed, Stephen explained, ‘After last year’s ‘Rustlers Burger and Wank Day’ I said to myself ‘enough is enough’.
The Belfast man literally came across something interesting one night when browsing Pornhub.
‘I read this thing about yer man Prince who supposedly had his lower ribs removed so he gobble his own cock. I was straight down the GP the next day’, he said.
Stephen then gave us a prolonged and unnecessary demonstration of his newfound ability.
‘Hopefully the steak will get this awful taste out of my mouth’, he gargled.
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